It’s embarrassing & I really don’t want to write about it but somewhere , something
deep down inside me is pushing my fingers ,pumping my heart and torturing my
brain (I do have one) to go for it and to write a small report about an accident ,after
One day as usual I was delivering my valuable views and sermons to one of
my friend BASANTI (name changed without a request); she belongs to the
majority of the population who consider my real-time views & sermons as
PJ’s – poor joke / pathetic joke. While discussing a national issue i.e. “ how
could I find a girlfriend??” all of a sudden my eyes got stuck on a display
picture on her profile, it was a very pleasing sight - there was a girl with
“jhuunki paalkein & mishti thobra” .
Without wasting any time ,I enquired about her and found out that that she was Basanti’s classmate
guitar strings etc etc all started to play at once inside my Dolby digital
sound box .As a typical “nirlojjo” and a honest, responsible and law
abiding citizen of republic of India I immediately went to her profile
,clicked on add as a friend and typed something strange & then clicked
send. But BSNL BROADBAND–which is “best hain mere liye” was not
access my broadband for next 12 days . The Dolby effect of 3832nd time
almost faded away ,when again all of a sudden while scrapping Basanti she came into my notice. We
addressed “Dhannoo” as comrade between us. I again gathered some info’s
about comrade and
It took me more than a week to understand that :
I was rejected. I thought it was a mistake. So,
I tried for second time, I again got rejected. So, thought lets’ try
again for one last time.
Then the third time. Result was no different. All of a sudden I was loving this rejection game.
Fourth – result was as good as 3 previous trials.
Fifth - I was becoming a pro at it.
All this while I kept Basanti updated of my deeds, coz “why should she miss all the fun”???
Then after few days came the all important sixth trial.
Sixth trial – got a scrap in response. Which read “sorry, jara faltu bengali commercial film community te
thake tara amar friend list e thake na....” .
Ok. Now at least she had shown a “valid” re-as-on. Though to my understanding it was bit weird. It was
only at that point of time , I was enlightened that watching or joining a bengali commercial film
community was such a big crime(next to murder). I thanked my lord ,thanked myself for not yet being
nailed or jailed for committing the heinous crime thrice.
I asked Basanti “eta ki holo??Prem Amar community join korechi bole erom korbe??”
Basanti said “chi chi chi.....lajja kore naa?? siggir community ta delete kor...mass comm er student k line
marchis aar Prem Amar dekhchis?? federico fellini, Elia Kazan dekh..”
I registered my point that it had one of the best bengali songs in it.
Basanti hit back with “kichu hobar nei...erakom keora type films pochondo korle kissssu hobe naa!!”
“Be a aatel and watch Federico fellini, Elia kazan and likes, then only you can be considered”
I honestly heard these names for the very first time, so took little more than usual to reply. The reply
was short “era kara?”
You are bound to feel little angry, little pissed and little of everything else when you come across these
things. So did I .
I even suggested my partner in crime Basanti that “dekha hole , oke KAMRE dis”
But I was “nirlojjo” enough to push through my seventh friend request .
It was so encouraging that I found myself being blocked. Spam box was
my latest address. First time is always special , I bet you all will agree
on that , don’t you??? So I am enjoying my stay. During my stay
in-here I got two more messages from that side
“community unjoin korle ami join korte pari...” and
“unjoin korle spam block thakbe na...”
I wanted to reply to them, but couldn’t as I was blocked.
So now Dhannoo was laying down terms and conditions. It was great ; a mass com graduate definitely
doesn’t deserve to have a “non sense” guy , who has a PREM AMAR in his list of communities to be her
Even I was thinking of removing that community as my purpose of getting the link to download the music
video’s was served(am selfish). But after all this I really don’t want to remove it. Instead I would try my
best and try hard to become the moderator of the community and mail her an “invitation” to join.
I am a big fan of “Robert Bruce and the spider “ story…. So do I have a fascination towards number eight.
Moral of this piece of shit :-
· Spam box is not that bad a place to be in.
- try try & fail ,but never fail to try!!!!!
P.S - i know my tastes are cheap ,still i would recommend all those who wasted 5 min of their
valuable time on this piece of shittttt, to go thruough this video which really worth a "tuki"